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The
dark path to the nature strip is your destiny,
BBQ |
Mike's
Pith & Wind - The
BBQ
It’s hard rubbish time in Mt Waverley again.
We pretty much missed the last one completely,
so there was a lot of crap to stick out on the
nature strip this time round.
The first item out there was the BBQ. I must’ve
had this grand old Beef Eater BBQ sitting next
to the nominal front door for about four years
now, but despite the hopeful donation of a full
gas bottle by my old mate Dr Wazzer perhaps as
long as three years ago, I’ve not had the
enthusiasm to even lift up the dust-encrusted
vinyl cover to check if it’s actually usable.
Positively un-Australian I know. Positively un-manly
I also suspect, but, although I admit to faintly
admiring the saucy apron-clad blokes absent-mindedly
twiddling with serried ranks of sausages hissing
and spitting on the grill whilst discussing the
footy with anybody who’ll listen, I can’t
muster up the determination and derring-do to
have a go myself.
So, when as a result of seeing junk piling up
on the neighbourhood nature strips and an increase
in the associated kerbside activity from Ausländer
scavengers, discussion arose about the annual
hard rubbish collection, Maria and I looked at
each other and said this year the barbie had to
go.
It was then I made the offer to take photos of
the beast and put it up for sale on Gumtree. So
when Maria went out for an appointment one late
afternoon I decided to surprise her by taking
some breath-taking shots of the never-used-by-me
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Dick's
Toolbox - Grandparenthood
Well, that was easy. For
the grandparents anyway. Less so for the daughter.
And even less so for the very new grandson, Lachlan
Ryan Griffin, as he is some time away from being
able to speak and pass comment on his first five
weeks. And by the time that he will be able to
vocalise, the first few months of his life will
really not exist. Probably mercifully as it all
seems quite painful, fraught and difficult for
all concerned. Quite basic and elemental in the
first instance, but then quite soon transitioning
into the well above average class.
Much later, he will be told by his parents at
great length and probably to his embarrassment
what he did and what he was like, but they will
be speaking about someone else as far as he is
concerned. We are all told how we were as babies,
but your parents might as well be talking about
a character in a film. There you are, a cute little
figure in a fading black and white photograph
stuck into the family album of life with those
sticky triangular corner holders. To oneself what..
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