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                                  |   Mike's 
                                      Pith & Wind - The end of men 
                                      Apart 
                                      from Julia Gillard and Gina Rinehart there 
                                      aren’t too many Australian women in 
                                      positions of power that are household words, 
                                      so a shift in the balance of power in the 
                                      battle of the sexes is more of an uneasy 
                                      suspicion than an everyday reality. Not 
                                      that I’ve ever had a problem with 
                                      females in authority, being brought up in 
                                      my younger years by my hairbrush-wielding 
                                      (with the riding crop in reserve) mother 
                                      and grandmother. 
                                      Ed Nimmervoll’s been telling me for 
                                      years that the boys have had their day in 
                                      the pop music sphere and that these days 
                                      it’s almost the exclusive domain of 
                                      female song writers and performers. I can’t 
                                      say that I’ve been following the current 
                                      trends in pop music, but I will concede 
                                      that Sheryl Crow’s line from If 
                                      It Makes You Happy (If it makes you 
                                      happy, it can't be that bad. If it makes 
                                      you happy, then why the hell are you 
                                      so sad?) is one of the more telling 
                                      truths about the male condition that makes 
                                      me simply want to slink away and sleep for 
                                      a decade especially when screamed out in 
                                      defiant unison by a bunch of sloshed females 
                                      standing on chairs waving their wine bottles 
                                      around.  
                                      I’ve long since vacated the pop arena, 
                                      so it hardly matters if women have occupied 
                                      it to the almost total exclusion of males 
                                      – by and large they’re just 
                                      playing the corporate game whatever their 
                                      sex or their motives. It’s when it 
                                      starts impacting on my TV viewing that I 
                                      sit up and take notice, albeit blinking 
                                      in confusion and scratching my arse as I 
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                                  Dick's 
                                      Toolbox - Shattered illusions 
                                      Yet another illusion 
                                      has been shattered; another thing that I 
                                      presumed real has turned out to be a phantasmagorical 
                                      construct of bits, bytes, artful programmers 
                                      and low rent workers in Mumbai. What is 
                                      left to trust in a world where the directive 
                                      ‘Get real’ can only be answered 
                                      with ‘How?’ Or, ‘What 
                                      do you mean by real?’What would Bishop 
                                      Berkley* do? The fact that he espoused the 
                                      theory that the proper objects of sight 
                                      are not material objects, but light and 
                                      colour may be of increasing relevance in 
                                      the digital world. What would have Samuel 
                                      Johnson done ?  
                                      In the bygone age of my callow youth I could 
                                      easily tell what was faked. Those yellow 
                                      banana lollies had no identifiable natural 
                                      foodstuffs known to man – it was patently 
                                      obvious that they were a chemical construct, 
                                      a siren call to obesity and bad teeth to 
                                      which my molars, canines and.. read 
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