Peter Capaldi does his impression of Malcolm Tucker
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Mike's
Pith & Wind - It never rains..
First up, I must apologise for the
lateness of Mike’s P&W and as a consequence
the April issue of The Bloody Newsletter. As you
might appreciate, especially if you write your own blog
or column, constantly coming up with interesting and appealing
subject matter is demanding and especially so for me when
gigs are thin on the ground as I don’t tend to get
about a lot in down-time. Also, when we’re not gigging
as regularly, the publishing deadline becomes less of an
imperative
Anyway, after the events of last night, the question of
what to write about changed rather dramatically - but let
me take you back to where it all started.
For a couple of days last week I had the luxury of a gardener
coming in, mainly to tackle the blackberry that infests
the space between the shed and the fence. He was an interesting
fellow and liked a chat when he had his coffee and a fag.
I got a call from him when I was in Camberwell on the second
day saying, rather surprisingly, that he’d finished
all he could and he was leaving the hose dripping on the
cumquat tree. When I arrived home I found that in the process
he’d accidentally pulled the tap from the wall and
it was leaking (significantly) from where the tap joined
the pipe.
There wasn’t much I could do about it apart from attempt
to re-attach the tap to the wall and hope the leak might
subside. It didn’t. I had a brainwave and closed off
the hose nozzle and turned on the tap – and the leak
stopped. I thought that would probably tide.. read
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Dick's
Toolbox - Loaves
and fishes..
It has been an Easter tradition down
at the caravan park that there is annual Miracle of the
Loaves and Fishes each Good Friday. Each year the men obtain
fish, assorted molluscs and crustaceans, and turn them into
a feast for about twenty people. This year spaghetti marina
was the main course - a dish apparently popular in the Middle
East at the beginning of the first millennium.
Things started well. As the fish section of the Victorian
market opened early on Thursday morning I was there purchasing
$140 of seafood amongst the quite moderate throng at six
o’clock and then drove down to Torquay with a wife
and two cats, one of whom is blind but was not driving,
which logically means that the cat is vision impaired and
I was at the wheel. Fortunately the traffic was benign,
relatively sparse and the trip uneventful.
After that, everything went a little pear.. read
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