The bits of stuff that fall in the cracks between Life, Music and outrageous fortune.         September   Close this window to return to Mike Rudd & Bill Putt's Stop Press   Ouch! Then Ouch! Followed by buggerbumshitpoo.. The fickle finger of fate.. 14.9.11 - Today's the first day I've felt semi-normal for nearly a week. Since last Friday I've either been sneezing or about to sneeze and I haven't been able to think straight as a result. I bought myself a new knife the other day, a little serrated job to slice cheese and cut fruit, and today I thought I'd use it to cut a passionfruit in half. I'm not sure how it happened precisely, but I ended up slicing firmly into the second finger of my left hand and spending the next five minutes trying to stem the flow of blood with a make-shift bandage. (pic) Number one - people who say that blunt knives are more dangerous than sharp ones are nuts. Number two - it's going to be some sort of derro contest between me and Russell Morris, (who's just come out of hospital after a hernia operation), as to who can look the most pathetic on Friday night.     back to the top