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December
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1) Bill shows off his Tigers' tankard 2) Dick says 'No photos!'
Post Chrissie, cross-country jog blog..
28.12.06 -
While I'm playing host to my son Chris, it's impossible to maintain my regular self-indulgent routine, and I feel compelled to go for drives during the day to keep him entertained. Yesterday was a case in point; we first went to Black Rock to get some fish 'n' chips for lunch, then travelled the length of Springvale Road plus to visit Bill and Rose in Strathewen, on the way home calling in on Bro' Dick in Warrandyte. Bill is well and already planning more fire breaks for next summer, but Dick was a bit worse for wear, having strained his right ankle in an impromptu cricket match on Christmas Day. Leave it to the experts Dick!
 

1)Kath, our Chrissie hostess, 2) The Chrissie table chatter
Deck the halls etc.
27.12.06 -
A few days ago, we Melburnians were quaking in our flip-flops, a fiery holocaust threatening historic Victorian mountain towns and a pall of smoke stifling the suburbs - but we needn't have worried. This is Melbourne afterall, and the weather suddenly changed, and the same towns that had been under siege from bushfires were now looking very picturesque and Christmassy under inches of snow! The traditional northern hemisphere fare of roast pork, turkey and ham at the McClatchys' home in Heathmont now seemed absolutely appopriate, and Steve's parents, all the way from Ayr in Scotland, felt quite at home as
showers blew in from the Antarctic. I played Santa (a quirky family tradition) and we ate and we ate until it was time to play cards with the boys or a new DVD version of trivial pursuit with the girls, which I chose and which seemed to go on interminably, interrupted as it was with various comings and goings and secret women's business, until Steve's dad Derek, still jet lagged poor dear, nodded off with a hot cup of tea on his knee.
We made arrangements to meet at the Sullivans on Boxing Day to mop up the uneaten Chrissie food, where I played the oldies a DVD of a 1980 episode of Countdown that Milton Hammon had sent me with The Heaters performing Australian Girl - I still can't remember it. I have a feeling it's far too late for that tell-all biography..
 
Frantic, hazy days before Christmas..

1) The city from the Bolte bridge on Wednesday on the way to Tullamarine 2) Haphazard Hugh Wayland gets earnest

3) Ron Brown in Camberwell
Smokin'
23.12.06 -
Wednesday in Melbourne was as smokey as you'd ever want, and yesterday was quite unpleasant enough until the promised change produced some rain that was grudgingly squirted on my crunchy brown garden last night - too little, too late. The plum tree hasn't cropped this year for the first time in twenty years, which will disappoint the lone fruit bat that's had dibs on it for the past couple of seasons.
As well as going to Tullamarine on Wednesday, I had lunch with French Island's resident artist Stephen May, who's recovered well from his (second) hip operation, and we discussed a show at Phillip Island for March with Bill and me amongst others, then to the Lomond to meet with Hugh Wayland (pic 2 ) who was responsible for putting together the Lomond Hotel Collection. It was here I discovered Hugh's secret - he's from NSW! I knew there was something odd about him. From the Lomond I went to 3CR and picked up a couple of copies of

Iain McIntyre's Tomorrow Is Today for Robbo and Daz and did some Chrissie shopping - and arrived home to find I was nearly half-an-hour late for a harp lesson with Susie Seale. I plead Chrissie madness!
As part of my Christmas penance I've got Chris staying with me as of last night, and apart from a chatty two-hour window courtesy of the cappucino he had at Gusto this morning, he's been damn-near catatonic. I think his drug cocktail needs adjusting. We'll see what an injection of alcohol does when we go over to Kath and Geoff's for drinks tonight.
Last minute shopping in Camberwell at lunchtime today threw up a couple of old mates - Martyn Sullivan, formerly bassist with the Mike Rudd Quartet/Quintet, and Ron Brown, film-maker for the Daddy Cool DVD. I was telling Martyn I wasn't too fussed about not working on New Year's Eve, as there is a fair element of the 'Play something we know' brigade always ready to annoy you, and he recounted an occasion when a mother and daughter combination hassled the Loose Trousers band. 'Play some Creedence Clearwater', insisted the mother. Not to be outdone the daughter opined, 'Have a fucking jam session', to which the mother added, 'Yeah, everybody knows that one!'
Ron happened on Chris and I as we tackled a bit of Japanese nosh in the Portobello Arcade. He's working hard to produce the second two-thirds of his Chefs of the Great Hotels of the World project, which has found a hungry market over and above just SBS, where he first sought the commission. It was originally going to be a series on Chefs on the Great Train Rides of the World, till he discovered on the first train journey from East Berlin to Moscow (ticket price $17,000.00AUD) that great food wasn't a priority. Of course, I would write a foodie book, but the stuff I know about cooking would fit on a bus ticket. Autistics For Fun And Profit is the go..

 

1) Try and look enthusiastic, lads 2) Ross Ryan in my kitchen

Two Chrissie guests
14.12.06 - Regular readers of this site will be aware of my position re' carollers - and Christmas in general for that matter - so you might be surprised that I actually popped a dollar coin the way of the two pictured lads (left) outside my bank yesterday. Although they sang rather well, reminding me of me in my own chorister days, I actually gave them the dollar for the unrestrained use of their image in perpetuity in any and all media.
I haven't seen much of Ross Ryan this year, but with the incorrigible Spider remodelling his kitchen and making even a simple cuppa an impossible dream, Ross responded to my birthday e-mail cum

invitation I sent him yesterday by popping on over to my place this arvo, arriving just after Ken Stephenson had left. (Is this what Christmas is all about - socialising like it's 1999?) Ken played me his daughter Jo's album, as part of his checking the mix/mastering on different systems. I have some harp on about three tracks, and Bill's playing on a couple, and Robbo's on all but two, so you might think I'm biased, but I have to say I was blown away! The songs are all very good, with a couple of them being exceptional, but the arrangements and the production were what took my attention. Without going into detail, I'll be amazed if it doesn't make an impact internationally - Ken and Jo - in fact, the whole Stephenson clan, can be very proud of the work they've done.
 
1) Natalie's mum helps out with the forms 2) Garry Clarke pays Mike a surprise visit Monday funday..
14.12.06 -
I can say that now, but things did get a bit tense at times. Early on Monday morning, Bill, Robbo and I helped out Natalie Carolan with a couple of tunes, as she auditioned for a music course at Monash. Our part of it went pretty well I thought, but Nat wasn't so sure after the grilling she got when we left the room.
All's well that ends well though, and I got a call from Nat's dad Peter today saying she had been provisionally accepted for the course. Hooray! Well done Natalie!
Later on the same day I got a phone call from Garry Clarke, who now lives in NZ but who played bass with Bill and me for a while back in the nineties, and as he had a spare hour he thought he might come over for a cuppa and a chat. As Garry was telling me the story of his life since he went back to NZ, I mulled over the stark contrast between his life and mine. I'm still in the same place and doing the same things as I was when he left maybe ten years ago, while he has built a new marriage, has a job that he likes and pays the bills, has become a proficient carpenter and builder, is NZ masters' champion in Kyokushin, (a full-contact style of Karate), and dabbles in a bit of music when he has the time. Phew! 'But is he happy?' I hear you cry. Well, that's the thing. He is.
 
Christmas, bloody Christmas..

1) A quiet lane leading to.. 2) Salvos serenading the Christmas bedlam on Bourke St

3) A new generation of schoolkids at Myer 4) Composed Dick
Decisions are made at top level meeting
9.12.06 -
As arranged earlier in the week, I took a tram into town yesterday and Dick and I headed to Bento for a Japanese-style variation on our standard lunch. After a few sakes I suggested that we should get Mary to film us at our next pinot shootout and I would stick the result up on YouTube with a link to this site. The movie we had planned never got off the ground, but since then R&M have acquired a camera and we've even had Mary film us with it critiquing a NSW pinot, which might even be considered a pilot. I was hoping this brainwave might make our presence on MySpace redundant, but perhaps not.. Sigh!
 

1) Dick confirms that he's enjoying himself 2) Chris arcs up

A birthday and a noteworthy pinot
5.12.06 -
With nary a gig to be seen on the weekend, I was looking to my visit to the Rudds of Warrandyte on Sunday evening to give my spirits a lift - and I wasn't disappointed. Richard provided proof that Central Otago could produce a fine pinot that actually tasted like a pinot (Rockburn) and a discussion then ensued about the views of the evolutionary biologist, Richard Dawkins, which was ended emphatically when Mary quoted a passage from Keats by memory to prove something or other.
It was Chris' 39th birthday yesterday, and so I went out to the Burwood edition of the Sofia pizza

restaurant with the Vermont St crew and we all ate a little too much of everything and had a jolly good time. Chris is eating so well these days on his new drug regime that I can see he'll have to get a whole new wardrobe of trousers for Christmas!
 

1) Gusto people CW - Connal, Sophie, Louise & Soula (inset Nicola) 2) Shane MacFarlane
The year that wasn't, part one
3.12.06 -
As the year draws to a close - with unseemly haste I might add - it seems as good a time as any to introduce you to some of the people that have kept the Ruddster's wheels turning on a daily basis. (pic 1) The Gusto Bakery often gets a mention, but apart from Sophie, I didn't even know the girls' names till last week. That is typical reticence on my behalf, but the girls in particular (how did Connal get into the picture?) have been very caring and considerate to me ever since Gusto took over the premises from Star Park back in the murky early part of the year. If you're ever in Camberwell, pop in and mention my name as you order your coffee and see how far it gets you.
Taxation is one of those burdensome facts of life that I can (and do) use as another excuse for not writing, recording etc. Last year I missed out on meeting with my present accountant Shane (pic 2) and we conducted our business by phone and e-mail, so I was surprised when he told me at our meeting on Thursday that I'd actually given him a harmonica lesson some years ago. I still can't remember it..
 
 
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