Santa, your tits are showing.. |
Christmas
Day..
26.12.14 - The position
of Santa has been pretty much vouchsafed to me at
Burns-girls' Christmas Day celebrations from time
immemorial, apart from one year when Nicole briefly
usurped me. This year the character was made more
convincing with the addition of an actual commercially
available Chinese-manufactured Santa suit, including
beard, procured from the back-of-a-truck by Uncle
Geoffrey. Next year I'll add a safety-pin for the
gaping decolletage (pic) but otherwise
the outfit was a perfect fit and the moment I put
it on I actually became Santa - well, probably
a version of Santa from your worst nightmare, but
everybody seemed to enjoy it as much as I did so
what more can you ask? Suffice to say the thought
of a career-path briefly crossed my mind.
I have a made a big deal about the pressures of
Christmas in the past and while all that remains
true, as I've also pointed out it's a time for
family and for that reason it still looms large
on all our calendars. (pic by
Tez) |
